While waiting outside for carpool:

Me: Billy you owe me recess on Monday.

Mrs. Weber: Shocking.  What did you do this time?

Billy: Me and Freddy and Jimmy were staring out the window in religion class.

Mrs. Weber: An excellent use of your time.  Is that why your mother pays your tuition? So you can stare out the window?

Billy: My mother pays tuition so I can have a Christian education.  I was just staring out at God’s creation.


On an religion assignment:

“Love is the most imported thing in the world.”


While discussing nurse logs:

“My Grandma lives in a nursery!”


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