While waiting outside for carpool:
Me: Billy you owe me recess on Monday.
Mrs. Weber: Shocking. What did you do this time?
Billy: Me and Freddy and Jimmy were staring out the window in religion class.
Mrs. Weber: An excellent use of your time. Is that why your mother pays your tuition? So you can stare out the window?
Billy: My mother pays tuition so I can have a Christian education. I was just staring out at God’s creation.
On an religion assignment:
“Love is the most imported thing in the world.”
While discussing nurse logs:
“My Grandma lives in a nursery!”